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| Mooing Chikcen T-Shirt. Which came first? The cow or the chicken? Moo chicken! Moo! Speaking a foreign language can come in very handy. |
Worlds' Goodest Teecher T-Shirt. Insert cliched joke about stupid Americans. |
Funny T-Shirts Sports. Be prepared to be accepted into the complex social structure of the local bar scene no matter where you go. |
Funny Shirts Gay Jesus. Or so we hope. Does Gay Jesus offend you? The bible sure makes a lot more sense when you factor in a gay Jesus. |
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| Funny T-Shirts. Pop A Smurf Gangsta Style Man. Don't mess with these little blue dudes muthafucka. |
White Flour Shirt. It's a play on words. White Power. White Flour. The Pillsbury Dough Boy. Get it? |
Funny You Tube Tee. Youtube myspace and I'll google your yahoo. It's a sexual innuendo for you slow folks out there. |
Funny Daddy Drinks Because I Cry T-Shirts, It's true. All that whining, crying and diaper changing can be too much for most men. He didn't even want a kid. He just wanted to get laid. |
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| Funny 911 Shirt. The towers are gone, but we'll always have our memories. Of scared New Yorkers screaming and freaking out. How you like Jersey now motherfuckers? |
Pi Pimp Math Geek T-Shirts. The secret algorithm for ultimate king of the geeks geekiness. Spell Pimp with the symbol for Pi. Plus wear it on a shirt. Multiply by bad hair cut. Equals coolest nerd in town. |
Funny I Support Single Moms T-Shirts. Show your support for strippers who are single mothers. Single moms are fine. As long as they're hot. And easy. And naked. |
Funny Talk Nerdy to Me Nerd T-Shirts. Megahertz. Gigahertz. RAM. ROM. Oh yea! Baby. You're making me so horny. Plug your processor into my socket and let's compute! |
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| Natural Redhead. That's more of Ronald McDonald than I ever needed to see. Oh well, too lote. That image is never leaving my brain. |
Funny T-Shirts. I Enjoy a Good Spanking, Baby and Adult T-Shirts. I enjoy a good spanking. Pain is pleasure. Pleasure is pain. Painful humor is, um, fun to wear? |
Funny He Loves the Cock Gay T-Shirts. It's just like the I'm with Stupid t-shirts. Except way funnier. Besides, who doesn't love the cock? No one. That's who. |
Muppet Autopsy Shirt. Beaker and Munson crack open kermit. It's a lot easier to be a black person in America these days, but evidently it's still no easier being green. |
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| I'm What Willis was Talkin' Bout T-Shirts. For those of you still trapped in the 80's. Stay there. We don't want you here anyway. Arnold's famous and oft uttered catch phrase to brother Willis on that racist in so many ways show. Different Strokes. |
Irony T-Shirt. What the Fuck Did You Call Me?! Pot to Kettle. Both the pot and the kettle are black. So why would the pot call the kettle black? And what's wrong with that? It is black. And black is beautiful. |
Funny Drinking T-Shirts. I Drink in Moderation. Moderation being an imaginary place that exists wherever I am. A drinking problem always makes for a good laugh. |
Also Available in Sober! T-Shirts. Fifties looking dad dude. Martini glass in hand. Everyone knows Ward Cleaver was a drunk who beat Wally and the Beave. But the sneaky bastard was always sober for the cameras! |
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| Funny If I Had Balls Shirt. If I had balls they would be bigger than yours. They would. Really. Google it. It's true. It's on Wiki too. Your balls are small. Mine are large. Even though I don't really have any. |
I only support gay marriage if both chicks are
hot. Chauvanism for the 21st century. Morality has nothing to do with it. It's all about some good girl on girl action. Nothing else matters. |
Playground Pimp T-Shirts. in Baby and Adults sizes. Your baby is way cooler than all those other people's babies. Let them know it with these cool baby t-shirts. |
Funny Daddy's Lil' Squirt T-Shirts. adults and baby sizes. Sperm meets egg. Usually by accident. Baby is made. Daddy's little squirt. |
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| Funny Autism T-Shirts Autism is no laughing matter. Wait. Yea it is. It's freaking funny. That Rainman dude was hilarious. |
Funny Jesus Shirts Men who wear sandals get what they deserve. Jesus had it coming. Sandal wearing homo that he was. |
Funny Rude Tees To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You. |
I'm an animal in bed. Or maybe I'm a llama in bed. No wait. I'm both. |
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| Ask me about my complete lack of interest. Ah the delicate beauty of subtle sarcasm. It's a thing to behold. |
I meet or exceed expectations. I am functioning within established parameters. I often use mechanical metaphors when describing myself. |
Atheist Shirts. Praying Mantis refuses to pray. Religion is for morons. God is not real. |
Tuba Hero Funny T-Shirt. It's like Guitar Hero only lame and not cool at all. For those with less glamorous video game ambitions. |
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| The Black Man is keeping me down. In America, there always has to be someone who's oppressed. This time it's whitey's turn. |
Pimped Out Pooh Bear. Bitch Betta Have My Hunny. Finally, the media has dug deeper and gotten the real low-down on that seemingly sweet bear. |
Slavery Shirts. Slavery wasn't all bad. It's sure did get shit done. |
Getting Old Funny T-Shirt. Damn, you really let yourself go. When you want to say it, but you don't want to get punched in the throat. |
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| Hobbes Kills Calvin When stuffed animals attack... New on Fox! |
Midgets Funny T-Shirts. Midgets can kiss my ass. Or can they? Hmmm... |
To Women. From God T-Shirt. The only real gift God ever gave women was the vibrator. |
Killer Platypus Tee. Evolution's funniest mistake works as a reaper. |
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| Purples T-Shirts. I don't know why, but it makes me think of nipples. |
Clearly Ambigious. Fun with oxymorons. |
Hungry Potato Shirt. I'm hungry and you're a potato. I want to eat you. |
Tacos Funny T-Shirt. Discover the way of the taco. The path to enlightenment. |
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| Rot In Hell Bea Arthur. All celebrities go to Hell. Especially the ugly ones. |
I've had it up to here with Midgets Funny T-Shirts. Midgets give me the wigguns. |
I put the cute in execute. Who wouldn't like to be killed by an adorable blue bunny? |
Cereal Rapist Shirt. Tony the Tiger and all his sugar-pushing pals take it up the ass. |
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| Stop Clubbing Baby Seals. Use a hammer instead. |
I put the syn in synagogue T-Shirts. A whole new spin on the term dirty jews. |
Funny Bailout Shirt. Their only bonus should be a bullet to the back of the head. |
Support our Troops Funny Shirt. except Ron, that guy's a dick. |
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| Don't mess with Texas. It's not nice to pick on retards. The reason it's the lone star state. One is as high as they can count. |
Meaning of Life Shirt. It looks like nonsense, but it's really quite profound. |
OB/GYN Kenobi T. May the force be with you when you're eating pussy. |
Lazy Funny T-Shirts. Buy this shirt or don't. We don't care. Our expectations for you are extremely low. |