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Dear Santa,
Fuck you, you judgmental price.
-me.
It's about time someone stood up to Santa. Where does he get off deciding who is naughty and who is nice. What gives him the goddam right?
Fucking Santa. What an asshole. Coal. Really. I've got some coal for you Santa. Right here. Douche-bag. Don't need your goddamn presents. Really. Santa. You're one to talk about bad behavior. With your mangy reindeer. Elf slave labor. Breaking into people's houses. Eating their food. Molesting their children. Why hasn't this guy been arrested?