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Vegetables have feelings too. Eat people.
What if when we pick and apple off a tree it screams out in pain as if we were pulling out a fingernail. Plants don't have mouths... so if they scream we can't hear them.
What if when we bite into a carrot it cries and wails just like a surfer being gobbled up by a hungry shark. Only we can't hear it cuz carrots, the poor carrots, they have no mouths.
Vegetarians might mean well, but they have it all wrong. Spare the fruits and vegetables from their eternal suffering. Eat people instead. People don't feel anything. If you want proof, watch jersey shore. You'll see. People are hollow, empty, meatbags. Becoming food would actually elevate them.