As we get older gift giving gets harder. No longer will a simple slinky or barbie doll do the trick. Well, they might if you're creative and sexually adventurous, but I digress.
To help you our funny t-shirt experts have teamed up with the brilliant minds that gave us howard the duck and the atrocious ending to lost. Deep in a secluded laboratory they combined their enormous brain power to compile for you the ultimate gift giving guide for your impossible to shop for friends and relatives. Behold their divine wisdom and be awed.
That creepy uncle who used to babysit for you and always had a hard-on and a weird smirk on his face:
Whore wife who can't keep her legs closed:
Guy with the small penis who drives a hummer and talks about himself in the third person:
Quiet cousin who writes a lot of poetry and hoards fertilizer:
Alcoholic mother who blames you for all her shortcomings:
Bleeding heart liberal loser who still likes Obama:
Fat Nazi with a sense of humor:
Crazy atheist friend who doesn't know everyone hates atheists:
Religious freak you're sure is actually gay:
