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You are a creation of God. When He was on Meth.
We're all God's creatures... or so the saying goes. But even God has good days and bad days. Some days he's on his period and other days he not. Some days he got a good night's sleep and others he tossed and turned and is generally groggy and ineffectual. Sometimes he's sober and other times he's high on crystal meth.
Yes. It's true. God smokes meth. His teeth don't fall out when He does it. Cuz God's an unfair douche like that. But yes, God smokes meth. He also frequents Vietnamese whorehouses and loves watching Nancy Grace rhumba.
Life is full of disappointments. Deal with it.