Ever wonder how the world would be different if instead of being run by heartless, greedy old men it were instead ruled by the funny t-shirts so many people adore? Well, I have. Quite often actually. It's a fantasy of mine. More of an obsession, actually, if I'm being totally honest here.
It would be a world in which chickens can and do moo without fear of social or political repurcussions. Where pots can call kettles black
and marshmallows no longer suffer by man over a roaring campfire. and bananas finally have their vengeance on the monkeys.
It's a world where smurfs are the drug dealers and drugs are legal. Especially pot and cocaine. Cuz those are the best.
In the world ruled by funny t-shirts the word pimp is always spelled using the symbol for pi. There simply is no other way to spell it. Jesus is gay and out and proud and here to stay. Pineapple trees and tacos live side by side in perfect harmony. Ronald McDonald walks around in his underwear all the time. And everyone knows exactly what willis was talkin' 'bout.
That's what a world ruled by funny t-shirts would be like. And a gloriously beautiful world it would be.