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Ah... so finally the tables have turned. After centuries of being roasted alive over an open camp-fire finally the marshmallows have taken their stand.
I always thought roasting marshmallows was a cruel, inhumane and barbarian practice. I just never cared.
If marshmallows don't want to be roasted then they should stop tasting so damn good. Same goes for you whiney bovines too. If you don't want to be eaten then don't be so fucking delicious.
It's worked for people all these year. People don't eat people because people just don't taste very good. Believe me I know. That's why we're at the top of the food chain because we know better than to taste good.