Guys Mens Funny TShirts
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| Plain Clothes Cop Tee. Abuse of power made easy. |
Uncle with Benefits Shirts. Easily attract morally bankrupt, underage sluts. |
I'm Gay! Funny T-Shirts. Really I am. It's okay to show me your tits. |
Ask Me About My Dick. It's the perfect conversation starter. |
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| I'm the guy to blow for drinks. If you want dinner too, you'll have to fuck me. |
Funny Hand Job T-Shirts You could single handedly make my dreams come true. or you could use two hands. |
Sorry Ladies Funny T-Shirt. The shirt is staying on. |
Not Brad Pitt Shirt. It's a common mistake. |
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| To Women. From God T-Shirt. The only real gift God ever gave women was the vibrator. |
Blowjobs for Drinks T-Shirt It's not prostitution if pay for it with alcohol. |
Sorry about what happens later. Some poor girl is bound to sleep with you if you can get her drunk enough. |
I Need a Girl Who can handle my LOAD T-Shirt. Open wide and let's do some laundry. Laundry meaning ... swallow bitch. |
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| Not Tonight Funny T-Shirt Not tonight ladies. I'm just here to get drunk. t-shirt |
Strippers Shirt. I support singles moms (who are also strippers) |
Funny Tees Swallow or it's going in your eye. with image of cum dripping from eye. |
Funny T-Shirts Sheep Rape Baaa means No. Sheep rape is a serious crime. |
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| Hung like a Horse T-Shirt Hung like a horse imagery. hanged horse. |
Straight Rainbow Shirt Straight black and white rainbow. The opposite of the colorful gay rainbow. |
Lesbian Marriage T-Shirts I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot. |
Slut Mom Funny T-Shirt Your mom. rated E for everyone. In other words. your mom's a slut. |
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| Whores and Lairs Tee Women are like parking spaces. They're whores and liars. |
Funny T-Shirts Stop Abortion. Kill Sluts. |
Shaved Balls T-Shirt I shaved my balls for this? Give us some love honey. |
Funny On Your Knees Shirt My Body is a Temple. Your lips are the stairway to heaven. |
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| Funny T-Shirts If you're happy and you know it... Show me your tits! |
Sex Shirts I wanna put my COCK in your PUSSY and smack your Giraffe. Please tell you have a giraffe. |
I Fuck Good Shirt. Shouldn't it be I Fuck Well? Regardless, Reel in the eager ladies with this bold declaration of your sexual prowess. |
Funny Shirts FREE HUGS. World Champion Slut Hugger. |
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| You Don't Know Dick Funny T-Shirt. I'd be glad to introduce you. Best pick up line ever! Provided you've named your dick Dick. |
No Fat Chicks Before 1am. Fat chicks need to get laid too. Drunk guys everywhere do their parts to help make this possible. |
Anyone need to earn money for rent? Funny T-Shirt. Why waste your time trying to get sex for free when you can buy it so much quicker. |
If a fat girl falls in the woods do the trees laugh? Yes. Yes they do. Except the redwoods. They kick dirt on her while she's down. |
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| Guys Funny T-Shirts If you're already this close suck my dick. |
Tickle My Fancy Testicles. Don't neglect the balls. |
Medium Pimpin T-Shirt. Grab yourself some nickel and dime whores and get pimping medium style. |
Hopeless Romantic - Seeks Filthy Whore. Isn't love romantic? |
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| The perfect gift for all your evil and slutty friends and relatives. | Funny Oral Sex Shirt. Suck all you want. I'll make more. Just give about 15 minutes. |
Suck It Funny T-Shirts. Suck my dick before I change my mind. I'm very fickle about my blow jobs. |
I cummed in your daughter's face. Last night and she liked it. |
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| Funny Cunt Shirt. Try out this t-shirt. It just might work. |
OB/GYN Kenobi T. May the force be with you when you're eating pussy. |
Vaginas! Funny T-Shirts. One word says it all. |