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MOO CHICKEN SHIRT
Why does the chicken want to talk to the cow?
To plot their inevitable coup over mankind.
Animals probably don't like being eaten.
Customer Testimonial
so i grabbed this one chicken from the coop. was gonna kill it for supper. my tractor had a flat and i hadn't been able to get to the walmart for week. i was starvin.
just when i was bout to hack its head off with my grandpappy's, lord rest his soul, luck ax, it mooed. i thunk to myself. dang. did i grab a really small cow byun mistook. so i put it back. didn't feel like haveun stake for supper.
guessum i'll just wait til the the next semi drives by on the highway. butchers ain't got nothun on roadkill.