Funny Baby T-Shirts
pedophiles shirt
Pedophiles don't fit in. Ha. get it. They literally don't fit in cause they are adults with large, adult sized genitals and they are trying to fit their big, grown up, adult size gentialia into small, child sized openings. It's funny cuz it's true.
But even so, you must, as a parent, take measures to protect your baby from these derranged individuals. That's where our special t-shirt comes in. It features patented, space-age technology built right into the t-shirt. While your baby is wearing it, this special t-shirt will automatcially repel any and all pedophiles wtihin a 1 mile radius.
Warning: Do Not bring your baby to a catholic church while wearing this t-shirt.