Did you ever have that nightmare where giant 5XL T-shirts are plotting to overthrow the government?
Or the one where all the shirts that no one bought rise up and form a fascist regime to take over and enslave mankind?
How about the type when you're surrounded by freakish christians and they find out you're an atheist and they fashion torches and pitchforks from the crosses and bibles and they come after you and tie you up and make you listen to them tell you how creationism is a logical theory.
No? Just me.
What about the one where the president of the united states is a black man who passes communist health care reform?
Oh wait. That was real. Go Figure.
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(Kidding. I love Obama.) It's the christians that I hate.