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Maybe we wouldn't have so many drunken astronauts if all these computers didn't have spacebars.
Man, I can't believe I bought a shirt that says this.
Aw. it's kinda funny. Spacebars. It's a righteous pun.
I wasn't aware of a big drunken astronaut problem, but maybe I missed that headline on Yahoo News. It probably got displaced too quickly by the news of who was last voted off Dancing with the Stars. Goodness knows that is fucking important news. No one cares about the poor alcoholic astronauts drunk and lost in space because of faulty computer designs. Evil microsoft strikes again!
No. All they care about is which D list celebrity has danced their last god damn cha cha. It's no wonder the astronauts are drunks.
Ah... space travel is stupid anyway. Oooo... let's go to the moon again. How fascintating.