I was wearing a t-shirt made of lead. It was funny because it had a baby on it that was missing its head. It was black and white and red. It was funny. So fucking funny that I wore it again and again.
There was a guy who always wore his shirts inside out. I asked him why. He said it's what's on the inside that counts. Yea right.
The duck was on the water. Fat and stout. The duck was wearing a bow tie. The goose was naked. Why? Because the t-shirt store was closed for the night. Geese only wear funny t-shirts. Never bow ties
The time travelling hippopatamus landed in 1954. He'd come all the way from 2036 to warn the world before it happened. Tie dye t-shirts he yelled. Never make them. They're the reason the world will end. Wear funny words on your chests instead.
Hilter never wore funny t-shirts. Neither did genghis khan. Dick Cheney only wore evil ones. And Bush couldn't read at all. Al Gore will claim he invented them. Funny t-shirts can be about anything. Politics. Love. Sex. War. But t-shirts about drugs are still the funniest t-shirts of all.
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